Archive for April 13, 2008

April 13, 2008

On November 26 2007, Michael J. Bryant the Minister of Aboriginal Appeasement was seen at the Caledonia Community Center (dial up) promising to meet with residents to address their concerns about the fallout of allowing terrorists to run rampant in Caledonia.

We know he is a man of his word because he is a Liberal after all and no Liberal would make a promise they didn’t intend to keep, but 5 months later not one of those residents has heard from Mr. Bryant.

Therefore with a heavy heart, I must report that Michael J. Bryant is missing from Caledonia and ask for help from the public in locating him.